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Monday
Dec072009

Christmas Shopping for Fun & Profit

The trend is undeniable and irreversible. Santa is buying all his presents at Amazon.com this year. At least he's buying them from the comfort of his home (in bed and in his pajamas with his laptop, if I know him at all) from some online retailer or another. And this is a good thing. The economies of scale mean that Santa is getting a better price and the comments of previous customers and patrons (the real value of online shopping) help to guarantee  the gift he's buying won't break in a week and isn't a rip-off. Everyone goes home happy.

Well, everyone except for the brick & mortar retailers. The people with heating and lighting bills and clerks and salespeople and leases. 

And there's also this issue of the Christmas shopping experience. There's something to that. Sure it's a monumental pain in the ass. It's crowded, probably cold, and nine times out of ten you can't find what you're looking for at all or you could have found it cheaper online. But I don't think that's the point. I think that shopping for Christmas presents is an integral part of the season that, when abandoned, is missed--despite its obvious shortcomings as an activity. Not to quote too directly from any one apocryphal Christmas song, but the hustle and bustle of Holiday shopping and coming into a warm store  from the cold are sensual memories that most of us have and recall with pleasure. Christmas shopping--despite all of our moaning and groaning about it--is one of our national Holiday  pastimes, as real as hot dogs at Baseball  games and fireworks on the Fourth of July. 

There's no denying that the ease of online shopping will make it dominant in the years to come and that we will inevitably lose some of the physical retail outlets we are familiar with as they succumb to the Amazon.com / Walmart pinch or move themselves entirely online to cut costs. But there is certainly a future for retail, particularly at the Holidays. I'm not convinced that consumers will ever be comfortable with purchasing the majority of their clothing online. There will always be the need for boutique shops and niche retailers specializing in the large and fragile items that do not take well to shipping. Finally, most retailers will find a way to capitalize on the things that send us scrambling out into the cold and traffic in the first place: the experience. Macy's has cultivated this "Christmas Shopping Experience" for years, and it packs the store, all ten floors of that massive store each and every year. Other major retail chains have always done well to associate themselves with Christmas shopping, Gap comes to mind, but in the future I think we will see more and more retailers focus on the ambiance even more than the Holiday advertising and specials. The ambiance is why we've left our beds in the first place. 

The future of Christmas shopping is online, and the future of retail is Christmas shopping for fun.